We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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