Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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