I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
