it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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