dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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