these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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