Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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