My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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