My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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