I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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