Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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