never play flip cup with pint glasses
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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