Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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