I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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