Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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