I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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