Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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