would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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