I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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