you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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