walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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