stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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