I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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