I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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