I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
3pm strippers are depressing
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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