I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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Lo siento on account of my penis...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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