wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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