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• (310): View more from California

  I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?

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• (925): View more from California

  2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.

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• (631): View more from New York

  we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.

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• (914): View more from New York

  The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.

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