Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.