i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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