Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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