dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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