What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
