you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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