She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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