Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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