He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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