I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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