just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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