I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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