I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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