So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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