Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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