Do vagina's smell?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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