I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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