What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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