Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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