dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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