She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
two words: eviction party
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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