would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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