i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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