I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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