jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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