Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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