Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize