she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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